NTOI™ Unbreakable® Walking-Stick Umbrella Std. Crooked - Seconds

NTOI™ Unbreakable® Walking-Stick Umbrella Std. Crooked - Seconds

NTOI™ Unbreakable® Walking-Stick Umbrella Std. Crooked - Seconds
£149.95 £85.00

The Unbreakable Walking-Stick Umbrella (Standard Model - Crooked Handle) - Factory Seconds

Our Unbreakable Umbrellas are handcrafted from highest quality materials and perform in rain and wind just like the highest quality rain umbrellas. Frames of Standard Unbreakable Walking-Stick Umbrellas are machine-made with fiberglass and polyamide and are warranted not to break under normal use.

What are Factory Seconds?

Factory seconds are umbrellas with small blemishes on the handle or on the fabric (but no holes!) that prevent them from being released to the market as first quality. Those small cosmetic flaws don't affect the form or function of these umbrellas. Each is in good working order, is as strong as our Unbreakable Umbrella has to be, and is covered by our Limited Five (5) Year Warranty.

Factory seconds of the Unbreakable Walking-Stick Umbrella Standard Model cost only £85.00 (crook handle).


Thomas Kurz with his Unbreakable Umbrella on an airplane. Whenever he travels he takes it with him and he has never had anyone question him about it.

The Unbreakable Umbrella works just as well as a very sturdy walking stick or cane but does not make you look funny or feel awkward. This umbrella protects against rain and everything else. Whacks just as strong as a steel pipe but it weighs only 1 lb. and 9.8 oz. (730 g).

  • Legal to carry everywhere

  • Never raises suspicions

  • Does not make you look silly (no strange looks if carried by an able-bodied person)

Our Unbreakable Umbrella has no unusual parts, no more metal than an average umbrella, it does not arouse suspicion, can be carried legally everywhere where any weapons are prohibited, unlike a walking stick it does not cause strange looks if carried by an able-bodied person, and it does protect from rain (it is covered in state-of-the-art waterproof fabric). Anyone who can use a stick for defense can use this umbrella.

Do you know how to swing a baseball bat? Do you know how to strike with a sturdy stick? If you do, you know all you need to know

Do you practice such martial arts as hapkido, jodo, kendo, kali, escrima, le baton or la canne? Do you practice with Chinese weapons or Indian weapons? Then you know even more and you can truly appreciate this Unbreakable Umbrella.

Each umbrella comes with a fabric sleeve/sheath. Our Unbreakable Umbrellas are handcrafted from highest quality materials. This umbrella performs in rain and wind just like the highest quality umbrellas. Unbreakable Umbrellas are warranted not to break under normal use (see our Limited Warranty).

Handle: crooked wide, rubber-covered. Fiberglass ribs
Length: 37.5 in/953 mm, open diameter 47 in/1194 mm
Weight: 1 lb. 9.8 oz./730 g

The Real Deal - See video below

Unbreakable Umbrella Fabric Canopy Replacement Kit
To make Standard Unbreakable Umbrellas truly BIFL (Buy It For Life) items, we offer replacement fabric canopies for them-in case the fabric on your Standard Unbreakable Umbrella should get worn-out. Click here for more info or to order our canopy replacement kit.

Limited Five (5) Year Warranty

Our Unbreakable Walking-Stick Umbrellas Standard are handcrafted from highest quality materials. Unbreakable Walking-Stick Umbrella Standard frames are warranted not to break under normal use (no throwing them under a heavy truck or a train, no chopping with an axe, no banging with a hammer, no throwing into a wood chipper, no setting on fire, or subjecting to other abuses). This warranty does not cover damage caused by abuse or accident (such as throwing them under a train or a bulldozer, and subjecting to other similar unreasonable stresses), nor does it cover fabric. Any alteration of the Unbreakable Umbrella will void our warranty.

Should the frame of this umbrella break under normal use (whatever is normal for the strongest walking stick, and an umbrella, of course), please contact the seller (Real Self-Defense LLC or another authorized seller of the Unbreakable Umbrella from whom you have purchased it), provide a photo of the defect (not larger than 640480, 72dpi), and we will arrange a repair or replacement at our discretion. Please make sure you have your original sales receipt.

Our warranty doesn't cover fabric damage (unless the fabric is defective) because even the highest quality umbrella fabric cannot be guaranteed to withstand abrasive forces occurring at hard impact between wiring of the frame and the stricken object. Our Unbreakable Umbrella is for defending against elements (in every meaning of the word) and not for clowning. It is covered in a high-quality waterproof fabric, not in abrasion proof or slash proof fabric, because it has to look, weigh, and work like a normal umbrella, so do not expect this fabric to be undamaged if you hit heavy bags, baseball bats, and such things with it.

Media Appearances

MSN Tech&Gadgets
"This could be the only brolly you ever need. Not only is it strong enough to support the weight of a fully-grown man, it can also be used as a self-defence weapon.

"When wielded with appropriate force it can strike with the power of a steel pipe, and has even become a weapon of choice for the personal security guards of the president of the Philippines. It will keep the rain off, too."-MSN Tech&Gadgets, February 1, 2011.

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"A peculiar mix of genteel elegance and chilling weaponry" - GIZMAG Emerging Technology MAGAZINE October 10, 2010 issue.

January 2010 FHM Magazine

The Unbreakable Umbrella was recently tested by Stuart Hood from FHM magazine by putting it under an army Chieftain tank. A movie of the testing of 'unbreakable gadgets that's cool' can also be seen.

Latest Radio Broadcasts:
Feature about Unbreakable Umbrella on the Dublin (Ireland) radio program with Jonathan McCrea from Spin 1038
Featured on Mike Sweeney Drivetime Show on 106.1 Rock Radio in Manchester (England)


Telegraph (UK) has featured our Unbreakable Umbrella in its September 16, 2009 issue.

Unbreakable Umbrella in MONO magazine

MONO Magazine (Japan) has featured our Unbreakable Umbrella in its April 16, 2009 issue.

FOX & Friends at FOX News Channel featured our Unbreakable Umbrella as the story of the day on July 21st. See the story here.

Fuji Television Network (Japan) featured the Unbreakable Umbrella in its program called WORLD'S NEWS. The program features amazing people, events and products from all over the world. It aired in September.

Our Unbreakable Umbrella featured on Thrillist.

Our Unbreakable Umbrella was shown in Japan on Nippon Television Network. See it here.

Testimonials (Our Customers Tell You About The Unbreakable Walking-Stick Umbrella)

"I would like to take a moment to tell you how happy I am with my new umbrella. Having been a martial artist for over 30 years I have always wished to find a umbrella that could stand the strain of being used in a true self-defense situation. Your umbrella has answered that call and more! Thank you very much."

Sifu Curtis Hendricks
Springfield, Missouri

"I was asked to test the Unbreakable Umbrella and did so with every intention of destroying it. It stood up to every kind of usage I could devise. My testing leads me to believe the Unbreakable Umbrella lives up to its name, and is indeed Unbreakable."

Dave McNeill
Goju-Shorei Systems

"The umbrella is great! I love the way that it opens up (very smooth) and it's very light yet feels solid. I feel the umbrella would be good in an encounter with more than one attacker or possible protection against a knife, hopefully never have to use it for that! I haven't tried it in the rain. I certainly feel safe walking around with it."

Guy Guneri
London, United Kingdom

"I prefer the straight-ended version rather than the curved handle 'normal' type. I like to be able to deliver a direct butt smash to the face, but I suppose the curved handle type looks more 'innocent'. A matter of personal preference really. All types are effective for practical personal protection."

Presidential Security Group carries our Unbreakable Umbrella

Members of PSG team on the tarmac, with Unbreakable Umbrella

Members of PSG team on the tarmac

Philippines President (on the right) and the PSG team leader holding the Unbreakable Umbrella

Philippines President (on the right) and the PSG team leader holding the Unbreakable Umbrella (click on the photo to see a larger version)

"Your product is simple and affective as we saw in your video. I can carry it everywhere. Many other agencies wanted to know where they could purchase this umbrella."
Member of PSG (Presidential Security Group)

Colour: Black with sheath/cover

Strong, legal to carry and useful

Invest in your personal security!

Now Available from: TACTICAL THINGS


This product was added to our catalog on Tuesday 26 March, 2019.